draughts

Two things:
Number one – seeing as tho’ it’s nearly xmas – the time of alcohol, board games and boredness I thought i’d make a draughts and chess board table.
Second one – seeing as tho’ it’s nearly xmas – the time of alcohol and crackers with bad jokes in, i’d thought i’d share a joke of mine with you:
Why was the prostitute scared of the pimp?
Because he gave her the willies.
Thanks everybody.